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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 01:31

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

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Loons and Moons

No go.

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share office space ...

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They put up a sign reading

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Freaks and Cheeks

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No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

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Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

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Unacceptable again!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

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