What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 01:31

So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
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Loons and Moons
No go.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
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No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why are people becoming increasingly hostile to pro-lifers? I am pro-life.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
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Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
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